What?s up? This Shiba Inu YOLO?d his entire kibble budget into a meme coin called BarkChain.
? No utility. No roadmap. Just vibes.
? Coin did a 3,000x overnight
? Sold the top and bought a yacht named Bone Coin
? Hired a corgi accountant with glasses. He's good.
? Staking profits, napping in the sun, and living that passive-income pup life
? Says crypto isn?t risky ? eating dry pellets on a leash is
While you were chasing tennis balls, he was chasing moonshots.
Follow for more financial advice from animals who are way richer than they should be. Or don?t.
He?s already retired.
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